Doctor Manhattan: My kind of blueblood.

Now honeys, I would like to introduce you to my new gentleman companion:


He is the only man who meets my stringent criteria at this moment, 1) Doctor 2) Manhattan address 3) visibly blue blood 4) well...I think you know what four is
Some people are up in arms over my decision to have him circumcised but ladies I think the results speak for themselves, check out the before:


I mean come on.

Miley Cyrus: fashion plagiarist

Miley, why are you at the Oscars? Are you in movies? How old are you? Are you allowed to fraternize with homo commie sons of guns?? Second of all, why are you wearing a pale imitation of a 60 year old Dior dress without even giving credit? Don't open your squawk mouth and try to defend.



This is how it's done:




Snap. Mr. Dior achieves a full bloom of rose petals where Miley's is a wilted lily.